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TopicI don't get it. Do people enjoy driving slow?
samurai bandit
02/18/18 9:04:01 PM
#9
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
They're either old or are on their phones. Most of the time its the latter.


They could also have a flat tire/be on their spare tire
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TopicPost in this topic
samurai bandit
02/18/18 3:43:37 AM
#4
JMPzero posted...
okay

Thanks!

Darkrobotisback posted...
Nah don't feel like it

But I said OR ELSE. That should'be worked. Now I'll need a new evil plan.
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TopicPost in this topic
samurai bandit
02/18/18 3:40:29 AM
#1
Or else!

(_)
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
samurai bandit
02/18/18 3:38:24 AM
#99
Harpie posted...
yes


That's not a question
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TopicHello, I am Berry the banana
samurai bandit
02/18/18 3:37:27 AM
#23
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Topichello my name's harpie, AMA
samurai bandit
02/18/18 3:26:13 AM
#87
What question would you ask on a topic named "hello my name's harpie, AMA"?
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Topicask choco anything
samurai bandit
02/18/18 3:23:01 AM
#99
Choco posted...
if there are capital letters in your post it will be ignored


So, using one capital letter is allowed?
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TopicHello, I am Berry the banana
samurai bandit
02/18/18 2:40:36 AM
#13
TC, did you know Amazon gives out free bananas to everyone in their HQ?
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TopicHello, I am Berry the banana
samurai bandit
02/18/18 2:29:04 AM
#8
So is it true that a banana a day keeps the doctor away?
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TopicRNG giveaway topic with Steam USD $100 up for grabs!
samurai bandit
02/14/18 3:39:34 AM
#111
Lucky post
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TopicMan cleans graffiti from his building; ordered to pay "artists" $6.7M
samurai bandit
02/13/18 9:12:19 PM
#96
For those saying it was due to the permit, at least to me it is still odd that you need to ask for a permit to paint over your property. Like wtf, it's yours you can do whatever you want.

and even assuming it would make sense to actually need a permit, how is everyone expected to know that?
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TopicI'm a cop. AMA
samurai bandit
02/05/18 1:23:06 AM
#31
Do you feel you get paid enough as a cop to risk your life?

If not, what do you think should be a good salary for being a cop?
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TopicMy dad passed away about an hour ago.
samurai bandit
02/05/18 12:57:05 AM
#67
My condolences to both
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TopicGirl lashes out at Internet for not giving her enough money for school.
samurai bandit
01/31/18 7:16:39 PM
#69
ClunkerSlim posted...
People are willing to dump hundreds of dollars into the latest dumbass kickstarter project (an Atari that cooks waffles! Ill back that!) But fuck trying to actually help another person in need


The difference being backing a kickstarter provides value to you and leasts get the kickstarter person work that they must do and make an effort. This girl is not much different from a homeless person that asks for free money without wanting to put some effort in it, so if you offer them a jobs like clean my patio and I'll give you some bucks they will refuse because their feel entitled of getting free money.
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Topica penny multiplier or 1 million dollars
samurai bandit
01/30/18 4:56:59 PM
#40
Pennies.

Cash out to buy/create a massive penny counting machine. Then just cash out every so often and if needed buy more penny counting machines.
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TopicJapanese beauty magazine asks readers to identify the one crossdresser among 12
samurai bandit
01/29/18 3:45:35 AM
#57
Plot twistt: only 2, 7 and 9 are real girls and others are guys
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Topicis rick moranis dead
samurai bandit
01/26/18 4:22:58 PM
#7
Be careful. I got moded for posting a topic where the title didn't indicate it was a joke and sounded serious. Then on the first post it was a joke.

This apparently is trolling now and I got moded for it .... so yea hope this doesn't get moded.
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Topic37th poster wins a $15 amazon gift card.
samurai bandit
01/26/18 3:15:13 PM
#12
Are we there yet?

no
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TopicOh man, this new flaming rule is kind of dumb.
samurai bandit
01/24/18 11:37:58 PM
#28
Gamefaqs logic:

Moderates you for name calling.... also allows you to put custom tags to usernames.
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TopicWhat is this NannyFAQS? Why in the hell was this closed?
samurai bandit
01/24/18 2:56:56 AM
#2
It actually is. Just got moded for making a joke because my topic title implied the topic was serious but my post was a joke.

That's trolling and apartently made someone mad enough to report it.
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TopicI refuse to be a lazy American
samurai bandit
01/23/18 4:27:59 PM
#15
This is actually one the things I like from the USA. Mostly everyone is educated like TC and put their shopping carts back. Heck even having dedicated places to leave your cart is great.

Otherwise it becomes very annoying seeing carts everywhere which happens on other countries
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TopicRefugee admissions down 70% under Trump.
samurai bandit
01/21/18 4:18:55 PM
#20
KazumaKiryu posted...
Antifar posted...
KazumaKiryu posted...
Excellent, let's keep that percentage increasing. We shouldn't take any refugees.

Why do you feel this way?


We have homeless Americans that need help. Why would we be taking in people from shithole countries and helping them over our own?


The difference is most homeless want a good life without working while immigrants look for a good enough life and don't mind working their asses off
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TopicDocileOrangeCup General #1
samurai bandit
01/20/18 7:14:19 PM
#110
Two_Dee posted...
yo r8 my pickups

$48 total from Uniqlo

EowOCke


0/not a docile cup
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TopicTell CE your best joke
samurai bandit
01/19/18 3:20:47 AM
#17
What smells like red paint and is blue?

blue paint
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TopicATTN: Error1355
samurai bandit
01/18/18 12:32:28 AM
#8
I lol'd
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TopicI'm a cup AMA.
samurai bandit
01/17/18 11:06:18 PM
#21
You ever been with 2 girls...?
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TopicI'm a cup AMA.
samurai bandit
01/17/18 10:09:12 PM
#12
What color are you?
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Topic39 year old Father is being deported after living in United States for 30 years.
samurai bandit
01/17/18 10:00:08 PM
#176
The Admiral posted...
Why couldn't be find a legal means to stay if he had been looking for 9 years?

Because as opposed to what Trump says, it is actually hard to get legal migration status. Of course he still blames legal immigrants for the problems and for "stealing" jobs anyway
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TopicCrypto General #15: Stop Whining
samurai bandit
01/17/18 9:35:36 PM
#230
FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
CiIantro posted...
BAT blowing up. Aw yeeee!


Still lower when i bought it yeeee...


Cilantro is just trying to hype BAT so people buy it and he gets more money similar to a ponzi scheme. The more people buy it the higher its price will get.

To be fair it seems pretty much 90% of users just try to sell the idea to others to buy the same coins they bought and not reallly try to help others.

the 90% statistic is completely made up

Regardless current crypto state it doesn't matter if you invest in a legit coin or a "bad" coin. Most users only buy them hoping to get rich and not to support the technology.

So don't worry odds are it eventually will go up to higher than you bought anyway.
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TopicCrypto General #15: Stop Whining
samurai bandit
01/17/18 5:14:44 PM
#186
Nice to see it is going back... how much will that last thought.

If I have learned one thing it is that common sense doesn't apply to crypto. People just buy them without knowing anything so it is hard to predict
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TopicShopping on Amazon for products and apparently everything is shit
samurai bandit
01/12/18 9:47:25 PM
#7
kkTheKiller42 posted...
The thing is all these critical cable reviews write paragraphs about how every cable killed itself after months or even days, so they aren't the paid ones.


Then just get an Amazon basics usb cable and if it breaks then ask for a replacement
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TopicShopping on Amazon for products and apparently everything is shit
samurai bandit
01/12/18 9:26:40 PM
#3
What I do is look for most critical reviews both positive and negative.

Usually it is obvious when the negative reviews are from competitors trying to prevent people from buying other brands. It is also obvious when good reviews are by the same company that sells the item as they will not contain much information or just vague descriptions.

Most of the negative reviews in products with high ratings have no comments/just say product sucks without explaining as they are paid reviews
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TopicModeration Overhaul just went live. Check out Allen's post.
samurai bandit
01/11/18 2:28:33 AM
#370
So now that messages don't get deleted. What happens if someone quotes a message that has already been notified? Will they also get notified?
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TopicTrump to deport half a million of Indians from the US
samurai bandit
01/08/18 2:07:35 AM
#22
KILBOTz posted...
fair next. indian programmers are being used to suppress wages, not because of a legitimate shortage of coders.

sucks for the indians though.

You do know that a new proposed requirement for the H1B is to get paid at least 130k a year right? How is that cheap?

This is just Trump wanting to get rid of legal Indians.

Also it seems most posters in this topic are Trump supporters... as also to get a H1B you need to fullfill many requirements including proving there is no US citizen that can fill and the job position at the time of hiring.
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TopicPSA: You can now report bad ads.
samurai bandit
01/05/18 5:17:08 PM
#11
So, how am i expected to report an ad that sends me to a different page that doesn't have the report button?
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TopicWhat do jobless broke people do all day?
samurai bandit
01/03/18 1:40:33 AM
#6
I'd hope for them to be actively looking for a job... but that most likely doesn't happen
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TopicIs your net worth higher or lower than $50,000?
samurai bandit
01/02/18 12:15:04 PM
#12
Darkman124 posted...
nice try, IRS.

Lol
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TopicNext paycheck, you will see a huge tax cut and more take home money
samurai bandit
01/01/18 12:33:43 PM
#17
I'll let you know once I receive my next paycheck
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TopicHappy new year wooooow
samurai bandit
01/01/18 1:32:55 AM
#6
So, do dogs celebrate 7 times harder new year?
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Topiclol speed throttling already started for my ISP
samurai bandit
01/01/18 1:30:59 AM
#25
CrazyandLazy posted...
IT TOOK LITERALLY 22 mins to download a 2.8 GB file.

To be fair, although it is rare, the speed also depends on the server you are downloading from. So if your dl speed is 50Mbps but the server can't handle that you will get a lower download speed.

CrazyandLazy posted...
I am paying for 50mpbs speed and I am only getting 7mbps down (actual is 3mbps when downloading a file)


However it doesn't seem to be case. Have you tried reporting it to your ISP?
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TopicIf you do not hear semi-automatic semi-automatic fire going off everywhere.
samurai bandit
01/01/18 12:50:18 AM
#4
psvitantifail posted...
Your state sucks.


What if someone is deaf? They wouldnt hear the guns but there could be some
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TopicError is drunk texting me and told me Happy New Year
samurai bandit
01/01/18 12:45:43 AM
#35
Error1355 posted...
samurai bandit posted...
Is it allowed for a mod to abuse its powers and sticky one of their own topics?

If you're actually bothered by this you need to re-evaluate your life.


Nowhere in my message I mentioned I'm bothered... It was a honest question. No need to be so aggressive
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TopicCrypto General #7: This is what sodomy smells like
samurai bandit
01/01/18 12:41:14 AM
#463
KainWind posted...
I hate how every time I sell or buy something on Binance, I'm left with a small fraction of a coin that I can't do anything with.


Yea I hate that too.. even if it's literally just usd cents
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TopicError is drunk texting me and told me Happy New Year
samurai bandit
01/01/18 12:28:35 AM
#25
Is it allowed for a mod to abuse its powers and sticky one of their own topics?
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TopicSo in order to buy a home near the city, I need to come up with 20% of $1M....
samurai bandit
12/31/17 5:32:01 PM
#3
Inb4 then don't live in the city
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TopicSo, have any CE users who invested in crypto currency made $100,000 or more?
samurai bandit
12/29/17 3:33:40 PM
#5
I haven't. But a friend of mine has since he begun investing like 2 years ago.

I don't know anyone that has recently joined the game that has made that much.
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TopicI'm on Zillow, looking at mansions I will never live in.
samurai bandit
12/29/17 3:30:44 PM
#17
Feel ya TC.

Even "cheap" houses seem so expensive and to be honest I wouldn't have a happy life in those from the looks of them.
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TopicCop punches through frozen pond to rescue young 8 year old boy.
samurai bandit
12/27/17 1:38:04 PM
#7
LightHawKnight posted...
How is the kid alive? Under frozen water for over 30 minutes?!


How can you hold up your breath for that much?
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TopicI "fired" my contractor yesterday
samurai bandit
12/26/17 12:17:05 PM
#63
KILBOTz posted...
Speaking of throwing money at people, any ever have a money fight? I bet it's lots of fun.


It actually is

I did it once with some friends when I was a kid with "fake" money from one of those places where you go and play/work and get paid fake money to buy stuff on the fake city
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